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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick? Do you jerk off with just a couple of fingers?
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Where's your dick?
You're a normal-sized human being, right?
How tall are you? Maybe 5'9", 5'10"?
Somewhere around there?
Yeah.
That's the smallest dick I've ever seen.
Like...
Yeah?
Yeah.
Like, that's legit.
Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Your doctor should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like,
"Wow, we're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up
and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
Oh. My. God.
Look at that tiny little thing.
Oh, look at that.
Wait, I can't even see it. Doesn't he have a magnifying glass?
Oh, you know what? I get it now.
That's what they call a rice stick, don't they?
Right? Yeah?
You do realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
Hey, you little piece of shit.
Look at that tiny little fucking dick.
That's gotta be so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you.
Oh my gosh. That is, like, gotta be the smallest dick ever.
Oh, and don't be coming near me with that bloody thing,
'cause, oh my gosh, that won't even--
that might even bloody tickle me.
And your balls.
I can't even go there. What the fuck are those?
They look like little peanuts. It's ridiculous.
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