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Do you want me to call 911?

No, please don't.

No?

What are you gonna do for me?

I don't know.

What can I do for you?

I don't know, I haven't, how about a hand job?

I haven't had that.

That means you're not gonna call the cops.

Yeah, otherwise I will.

Okay, fine.

So you're not gonna call the cops, right?

Not if you do that.

I guess so.

What?

Where is it?

That's really small.

Like, my thumb is bigger than that.

Really?

I mean, it's still really small.

Like, I mean, I know it's only a semi, but God.

I mean, fuck girls with this?

Not lately.

Can they feel it?

'Cause that's, I mean, that's really tiny.

I mean, I could probably only really need to use two fingers.

Hard.

Right now, that's pathetic.

Better?

Let's see if we can work some magic here.

Jeez, it's so tiny.

This, I guess, just take it all off.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my God.

Wait, we didn't agree to touching.

You said the hand job, and this is not a hand job.

This is a finger job.

It's so small.

Here, will this view help you?

No.

I mean, you need all the help you can get

with this little penis of yours.

I don't think it's ever gonna get in there,

especially not right now.

Come on, man, what the hell?

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