Kita semua b-list selebritis ... kan?

My heart belongs to another

I tracked her down and I went to her home

I climbed up to her window

And I found her alone

She was covered in the entrails of a sheep

Which she'd sacrificed to the snake god

Glycons awake him from his *****

Holy shit!

A new reign of terror has descended upon the earth

All hail Glycon the all-powerful!