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was that the general store was a sham for a cat house.

He checked in under his hood and he found out

that he was missing a 10 cent screw.

Well, wasn't it lucky that he was in front

of a general store?

He goes in and he says to the guy behind the counter,

"I would like to purchase a 10 cent screw."

And the guy said, "Well, I'll tell ya."

He said, "I have a redhead upstairs for $10."

Well, the guy said, "Well, I'm afraid you misunderstand.

"I want a 10 cent screw."

He said, "Well, I have a blonde *****."

"No, sir."

He said, "I only wish to purchase a 10 cent screw."

So the clerk yelled over his shoulder,

"Hey, man, grease up the cat.

"This man wants a 10 cent screw."

There once was a girl from Madras who had a most beautiful ass.

It wasn't pink as you might think, but grey, had long ears and ate grass.

I saw a fellow last night, a friend of mine, you know, and he's been going with this girl, and he had this black eye.

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