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Having had a very unsuccessful nights sleep I got up super early at 5am and took my sidekick for a spin. He wanted to go on his favourite walk - which takes us through a graveyard. And, well, what can I say? The little red man on my shoulder whoop-arsed the little white man on my other shoulder and insisted I lifted my top and start playing with my tummy. It was feeling sore and needed some TLC style stroking and playing. Which then turned into playing with my tits. Obviously!

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Hello! How are you?

I am...

dead!

And I have a cold.

And I only got to sleep at about 3 o'clock this morning.

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Right now,

it's...

There we go.

It's a few minutes fast,

but it is just gone half past

something, 5.

And I am out with the pup.

So, I woke up with a

coughing fit at

like 5-ish.

And then,

after I had

finished spluttering and sneezing and not being able to breathe,

I am...

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I started getting menaced by the cat for breakfast.

I thought she just wanted fuss to begin with,

but it turned out she wanted breakfast.

So,

oh!

I fed her.

But because the kitchen is

like the furthest away from the bedroom that you can get in the flat,

and it is just a constant,

like oval shape that you've got to walk,

it's just like constantly going around corners.

It's just terrible for our hip.

So, I've got a mini fridge in my bedroom,

which pretty much just has pet food in it.

So, that, when Maxie wants feeding...

Whoa, that's an interesting slug.

At...

at...

um...

It's nearly 8 o'clock in the morning.

I can just get up and feed her.

And, yeah, it'll take a minute or two,

rather than it taking a minute to walk to the living room kitchen.

Anyway, after I had fed her,

I then went for a wee.

And on my way back from a wee,

um...

...

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