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Dear diary, it just felt like yesterday that I was just asking daddy for ********* school clothes
And I was being so mean to uncle Phil
Wonder what I'm gonna do to get on Santa's nice list
Ho ho ho! Elf, bring in the next contestant
My little Santa's helper
We have this one for you. Oh my goodness. Come on here ***********. Have a seat.
Oh my goodness
Tell Santa everything you want for Christmas
You can tell Santa. It'll be our little secret, okay?
Well, I want a man. A big nice man
A man?
Uh huh
Like a doll?
No, like a play toy kind of?
A play toy kind of man? Like GI Joe?
No
No? Well, they're very popular nowadays
Yeah, um, somebody to lay in bed with me at night and maybe...
Thor, the guy with the big hammer?
No
No? Okay. Uh, let's see
Maybe cuddle with me and show me some time and affection
Yeah
Yeah
Alright
Uh, come here helper elf
Tell everybody the mall is closing in 20 minutes, okay? I think we're gonna be a little while
Okay
Now tell me all the things you would like
I would like a...
Nice size cot
Nice size cot?
Mm hmm
Wearing a blue suit?
Uh, no, like a red suit
Oh, a red suit
Mm hmm
That sounds, uh, you don't mind a little facial hair, do you?
No, I like facial hair
You like facial hair?
Oh, Santa's getting so extra happy
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