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Hey, do you mind if I have a seat?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Well, I heard about you.

Um, you're dating...

What?

Oh my God.

No, I heard, but I didn't think it was true.

Oh my God, I've known him for so long.

Yeah, he's a great guy.

He is.

Um, how do I know him?

I can't even begin to tell you the story.

You are going to be shocked.

Do you want to hear it?

Even if it's going to change your opinion of him?

Oh my God.

Okay, so let's start.

I'm a Demonatrix.

He has been serving me for over ten years.

I'm like his baggage, I guess.

You know, everyone has some baggage.

So he's a great guy, except for this one thing.

I mean, he's still a great guy, but I mean, you might want to know what he does with all of his free time and basically all of his money.

So if you ever go through his things, if you ever look through his computer or, you know, start dating for a really long time, you're going to notice some transactions on his credit card, credit cards.

That's all me.

That's all me.

I mean, he spends so much time every waking hour of his life serving me, making ********* me, doing tasks for me.

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