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There's really no purpose for these tiny little weeners.

Like, what do you do with that, right?

Obviously, obviously you never are going to be pleasing a woman.

Like, this is worthless. You're worthless.

Let's be real here.

So, hypothetically speaking, if I were with you, and you were naked with your little weeny boner,

this is how I would treat it.

I might flick it.

I might flick that teeny little heart on, if you want to call it a heart on.

Or I might pinch it.

Like, it's something that needs to be pinched.

Because you like being abused, don't you?

You like it when your teeny little weener gets abused and flicked and pinched.

You know what? I might pinch your tiny little jelly bean balls.

Yeah, I said jelly bean, because they're just like little jelly beans.

Can you even see them?

Can you even see your tiny little weener over your nasty beer gut?

You're pathetic, you know that.

You can't take care of yourself. You can never take care of a woman.

And this is how I'm going to treat it.

This is how I'm going to treat your dumb little excuse for a pecker heart on.

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