Wawancara Alana Evans

and a tan, ripped chest with a huge dick.

I'm talking like big, black man, Mandingo-style cock.

Yep, and I would have sex with as many women

as I possibly could in one day.

I'm a huge gamer, but I don't really think

that that's a secret.

I love video games.

I play every kind I can get my hands on.

I play on PS4, Xbox One, and I play on Steam.

One of my biggest fears is probably the silliest thing ever.

I can't ***** with my closet door open.

Don't tell anybody.

And I ***** with a nightlight.

I don't know.

My current desktop picture on my PC

is a photo with a cat that has a Pop-Tart body

and a rainbow tail.

Flying across the sky.

Hi.

I ate some radioactive vegetables,

probably broccoli or spinach,

and it's giving me a superpower,

so what would I choose?

Are you kidding?

Bullets out of my tits?

That's right, total Austin Powers,

STEM-BAT style.

I'd lay them all down, and they would be like,

yeah, awesome.

On a scale of one to five, how afraid of the dark am I?

The fact that I can't ***** with my closet door open

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